Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Write Your Own Resume

I’m sometimes asked if people should write their own resumes. After all, who knows more about the job seeker’s accomplishments than the job seeker himself? So I’ve compiled this list of the top ten reasons why you shouldn’t write your own resume:
Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Write Your Own Resume
10. Last time you wrote your resume, it was confused with your six-year-old’s homework assignment.
9. Your self-composed resume left you amongst the long-term unemployed.
8. You struggle with how to word your Objective section and keep coming back to the old standby, “Seeking a challenging position with a growth-oriented company.”
7. The latest version of your resume leads with your 1972 babysitting gig.
6. You’re using an IBM Selectric to format your resume’s layout.
5. You think keywords have something to do with the Dewey Decimal System.
4. Your son’s resume is more impressive than yours, and he has never held a job.
3. You’re trying to sum up a long-term career history on a one-page resume.
2. You were always the first to be eliminated in spelling bees, but there’s always spellcheck, write?
And the #1 reason why you shouldn’t write your own resume…
1. Hiring managers have an uncontrollable bout of the giggles when reading your resume.
Best wishes.
By Kim Isaacs and courtesy of ResumePower blog.

Originally posted by Candice A