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Top 10 Ways Matzos Resembles Today's Job Market

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  1. Both are flat.
  2. Both apparently have no hope of rising.
  3. They have no spice.
  4. They're full of holes.
  5. You don't want to be involved with either of them anymore than absolutely necessary.
  6. Pretend as much as you want that they're something better than what they are but they ain't.
  7. Even the ancient Egyptians would have nothing to do with them.
  8. They have an seemingly endless series of ripples.
  9. Even when consumed in small amounts they both give you indigestion.
  10. They're both too easily broken.

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