Maggy K. Neign Biography

Case in point is Maggy K. Neign. Many and perhaps most female employees of just about any organization would object to being referred to as being "cute" and they'd certainly object to their co-workers making remarks about their abundant body hair, need to take tick and heartworm medicine, and desire to go to the bathroom outside. Not Maggy. She doesn't much care about what her co-workers say about her as long as they say it in a friendly voice. And boy does she love the attention. Just a look from a co-worker, a pat to the head, or a biscuit. That's all she needs for her day to be a success.

Maggy's position with CollegeRecruiter.com isn't exactly clear. No one seems to know what she does all day. She doesn't get paid and has never asked for a paycheck. Clients don't speak with her nor do vendors. She has horrible keyboarding skills and when there's a problem (or a squirrel) she tends to run away very, very fast. In short, she's probably the worst employee that we've ever had. But that's okay. Her job is safe. But we would prefer that she stop licking everyone. Yuck.