In today's challenging times, many of us are brushing up on our job interview skills, and we here at the Blawg are eager to help.
With a humorous look the things you don't want to do when you finally land that interview, we bring you today's guest post, "10 Dumb Things to Avoid in a Job Interview," by Tim Tyrell-Smith at Spin Strategy -Tools for an Intelligent Job Search, courtesy of Recruiting Blogswap.
You'd be Amazed: Stupid Interview Tactics I've Seen Myself
It really is amazing what some people will say and do in a job interview. After fifteen years, I can't say I've seen everything...but I've certainly seen my share.
So as an aid to job seekers and a service to hiring managers and HR people everywhere, I humbly offer this post in the interests of preventing otherwise fine people like yourself from doing stupid things during your job interviews. G.L.
I'm not trying to be callous, but if you read this post and avoid these missteps, you will surely live to interview another day.
Three nuns walk into a bar . . .
Don't tell jokes. Really. Jokes are great opening lines or ice breakers at parties, but not when you're sitting across a desk from a hiring manager. The odds of you offending someone (or even worse, telling a bad joke) are too high. Don't do it.
If humor is an important part of who you are, find a way to share an interesting anecdote about a work-related event. But for everyone's sake, please don't hit them with a joke.
All kinds of #$%#@!!!!!
Whatever you do, don't swear. Can't believe anyone would do such a thing? Think again. No, really - it happens often enough that this bears saying: no matter what you know about the person with whom you're interviewing, don't drop any verbal bombs. Not even one of the smaller ones.
Besides the obvious risk of offending your interviewer, swearing during an interview can make you look smug and too comfortable. Even some folks who swear up and down in the hallway every day may not like your doing so in an interview. If you need to show your ability to adapt to the culture, there are other ways to do it.
The Long and Winding Yarn
No matter whether you're responding to a question, you feel incredibly nervous or you're eager to share, don't tell that long story about your epic request to fill your customer's order the day every printer in the office went down. Long stories are boring, obviously off topic and slow the interview down to a terrible crawl. Especially if you only have 30 minutes with an interviewer, keep your answers short, direct and full of relevant examples.
The emperor's old clothes
Stay away from your rumpled ties, the blouse with the hole in the armpit, or those ill-fitting, off-color dress pants your Aunt Esther gave you last Christmas. Maybe you haven't noticed that your clothing looks like it would be rejected by Goodwill, but the hiring manager will.
Um....isn't that a little...personal?
Whether your Aunt Esther disappeared in the Bolivian jungles last October or your cat Bunny disappeared last week, remember that your personal hardships are just that -- personal.
Whether in response to a question about a gap in your resume or explaining why your last boss didn't like you, do everything you can to keep things objective. Try to keep your emotions to a minimum and avoid personal stories.
A death in the family is painful and sounds like a reasonable thing to share. Unfortunately, such stories often make hiring managers uncomfortable or else they make a stronger impression on the hiring manager or HR person than all of your professional achievements. Be remembered as a strong contender, not an object of sympathy, after you leave your interview.
Imitation is the strongest form of flattery, yes, but...
Maybe this is just me, but the interview preparation expert who suggested many years ago that you match the body language of your interviewer was wrong. Very, very wrong.
If you have ever interviewed someone who sat up when you did, leaned back with you and otherwise repeated your every move...it's creepy. While there is a way to generally match the overall tone of the interview, you don't have to do it literally.
Second, make sure to be yourself. If the authentic you is personable and business casual, don't go out of your way to match a highly stiff interviewer's style. After all, part of vetting the company is to pick up on these cues, not match them.
Chatting...and chatting...and chatting...and...
Some people just love to talk. Are they trying to fill up time to avoid more questions? Are they just social people? Are they nervous? Or have they been stranded on a secluded island for seven years and haven't had a chance to speak with another human being for a long, long time? Honestly, I think it varies.
The point here is that some interviewers don't know how to stop you, so you have to stop yourself. There are also interviewers who will (intentionally) pause and let you keep on in the best tradition of the Energizer Bunny. So, don't feel a need to fill the void with a more detailed answer. If the interviewer appears to be lacking their next question, be ready to ask them one.
It's an interview, not a political debate -- please, answer the questions!
Sometimes I will ask a question three or four times. Why? Because the job candidate hasn't answered it yet! Whether on purpose or not, it is frustrating for the interviewer. Often I keep asking because I believe the person has the answer I want and they just need some help. Sometimes I worry that I am not being clear. Other times I just don't want the candidate to blatantly avoid the question.
So, as a job candidate, (1) be a good listener (2) answer the specific question with good, relevant examples and (3) ask for clarification if your first answer doesn't seem to deliver.
Ten o'clock shadow grown to an eleven o'clock stubble? It's time for a shave
Hollywood actors like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are famous for wearing thin mustaches or goatees. They get away with it because they are famous actors, and are frequently sporting the new facial hair in preparation for a new movie role.
You are not Brad Pitt and you are not preparing for a movie role.
But, you say, "This mustache is part of who I am!!" OK, if it looks good (thick and full without too much gray), no problem. If it's something you've grown over the past 3-4 weeks waiting for interviews, do us all a favor and save it for later.
It's an interview, not a triathalon
A job interview is not and should not be a physical endurance test. If you're offered a drink of water, take it. If you're offered a chance to use the rest room, take it.
These are legitimate offers, not cruel tricks to see if you'll bite. Accepting a glass of water does not make you look weak.
I say this because I have offered water to many an interview candidate who, twenty minutes into the interview, clearly needed a drink of water. Dry mouth doesn't just make you sound like an overwrought bullfrog -- it also weakens your confidence as you focus on your thirst instead of the current question.
And a strong Honorable Mention goes to . . . excessive name dropping
The hiring manager does not care if you once shook Warren Buffett's hand or sat in the same restaurant as Bill Gates. If you've been playing "who's who" during your interviews, please stop.
Hiring managers genuinely want to like you. Your resume, cover letter and/or phone interview suggested good things to come. This means they want to be impressed by you, not by the fact that you've met Britney Spears.
Article by, Tim Tyrell-Smith at Spin Strategy -Tools for an Intelligent Job Search
Article courtesy of the Recruiting Blogswap, a content exchange service sponsored by CollegeRecruiter.com, a leading site for college students looking for internships and recent graduates seeking entry-level jobs and other career opportunities.