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Life with Bill... (Vacation message)

Here is an out-of-office vacation message I received from a Microsoft co-worker. I thought it was cute enough to share.

Hi Team,

I’ll be out tomorrow through Friday June 27th for vacation. I won’t be on email, but will be reachable by cell in an EMERGENCY (XXX-XXX-XXXX).

For me, general vacation emergencies are:

1) Bartender, I need more ice in my rum swizzle!
2) Should I go to the beach or the pool today?
3) What time should I schedule my tee time for?
4) Oh Pool Boy- I need some fresh towels and a light misting!

However, these would not be considered emergencies warranting a phone call to me. If you just want to talk and find out how the weather is in Bermuda, give me a ring!

Xoxo,
Co-worker

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